I wish i was in the wii world.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
