So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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