I like my sex mixed with concussions.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
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it's like my freshman wet dream come true
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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