So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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