Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
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She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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