State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
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Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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