singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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