Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
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You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
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wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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