When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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