Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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