operation harelip BJ is a go
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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