spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
i dont even know how to be here
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His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
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At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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