Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
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As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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