You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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