So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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