I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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