sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
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What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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