So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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