ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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