That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Sorry my hands just texted you
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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