Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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