i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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