I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
now i know why i became what i already was.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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