Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
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Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
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You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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