I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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