i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
handjob tips. give me some.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Randomize