the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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