Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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