and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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