i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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