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I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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