It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
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scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
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Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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