I am full of burrito and curiosity
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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