I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
