so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
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You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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