i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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