someone get that fucking seahorse.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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