I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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