ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
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I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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