What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
