thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Pappa wants mamma naked
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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