My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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