The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
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My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
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Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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