If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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