he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Randomize
