I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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