That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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