susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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