Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
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