i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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