sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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