Will you blow on my dice?
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Houston, we have a squirter
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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