is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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