I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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