so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
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We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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