the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
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I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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