I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
that is very illegal...i love you.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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